When throwing a punch: →
garrythethird: thefourteenthdoctor: ramblinprose: unseilie: fullofbeansandspunk: everythingbutharleyquinn: asinheavenasinhell: thnafu: • Use the hand you write with. • Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side. • Don’t be like in...
samkind: tsundereghost: tsundereghost: tsundereghost: the funniest thing in the world is watching bloggers get flustered when one of their posts gets a shitload of notes what the fuck do you think youre doing thsi is geTTING FREAKING OUT OF HAND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS POKE FUN AT SAM BECAUSE SHE GETS TEXT POSTS WITH RIDICULOUS NOTES AND IT COMES BACK TO HAUNT HER I MALGU HGING SO...
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